Urgent !!!

I need a boyfriend !!!
1. Can drive me to anywhere I like.
2. Able to accompany me at least 2 days per week.
3. Give me support when I'm sad/disappointed/demotivated.
4. Age : 18 to 23
Call for interview if you fulfill the requirements.

LOLLLL
I really need someone to care for me recently.
I feel lonely.
So yea.
Apply now !!!
First come first serve basis !! xD